Monday, October 27, 2008

News still coming to hand...

Amid eyewitness reports of of loud singing with alternative and vulgar lyrics, impromptu games of spics and specs and a little floral hibernation, stories of an infamous barman known only as Mr. T have emerged. Some reports state he may of mixed cocktails for both Mr. L and Sir R. Both of whom fell ill within the hour suffering it seemed from some form of intestinal poisoning.
Investigations are continuing.

Reuters.

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