(shamelessly pinched - thanks Nath)

65' Custom Built Motor yacht, staterooms, gps navigation, twin
supercharged diesels, etc. = $ 2.5 million

Crane and Rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle = $2,500 per hour

Champagne and Strawberries, dockside, for the excited "soon to be
owners"=$250.00

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two
corporate representatives just prior to "inking" the final paperwork........

Priceless..............

Check out the guy on the stern, holding on for the ride of the day.

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